i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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