wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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