ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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