Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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