i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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