I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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