32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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