just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Be still, my beating vagina.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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