You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
