I must be too annoying 4 u.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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