I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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