What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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