IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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