Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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