she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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