ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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