Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i permit you to call me
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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