I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
did i walk over a car last night?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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