Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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