when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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