She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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