Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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