After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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