She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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