i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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