So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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