I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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