farters have to be the big spoon...
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
this hospital has no fireball
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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