She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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