Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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