i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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