omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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