you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize