i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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