ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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