Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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