I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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