I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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