Your tits are I can't wait for
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm both gender and math confused
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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