protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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