My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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