i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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