playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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