Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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