I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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