goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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