I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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