Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Soap is not a condiment
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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