she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you would pick up someone in the library
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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