idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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