I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
