I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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