You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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