gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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