It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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