i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Michael Bay diarrhea
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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